Do you have a list of troubles every day? the kids, crime and money woes getting you down? Well, El Skunko doesn't really care about those things and will in fact, add himself to your list of troubles, with his patented Drunk Skunk fighting techniques and his trusty soundblast gun he got as a gift* from his idol, Dr. Stunkov, he is certain* to at least mildly sour your day!
*If unsupervised objects are to be definable as such.
*about 50/50