After ruining a certain character several times, I finally made up a version of him that is permanently fat. In comes DISTRACTION RABBIT.

Distraction Rabbit is a professional sidekick, having always wanted to be a hero, but without any powers. A hero realized he could be highly useful as a minion magnet. Instead of pushing the rabbit to exercise, he encouraged him to eat, slowing him down more and more, training his stomach to be as big as possible!

The easily kidnapped sidekick now keeps minions distracted while the hero takes care of the main villain!

Powers:
Easily Kidnapped
Tremendous Appetite
Seductive Massive Butt
Tendency To Snack On Nearby Mooks

Weaknesses:
Doorways
Narrow Alleyways
Tremendous Appetite
Moving Faster Than A Slow Plod
Easily Distracted By Food

Art by: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rockytheprocy