‘Log is a young, virile and enthusiastic laser. Her full name is Epilog Mini 24 35 Watt, but much prefers to be called ‘Log, for obvious conversational compactness reasons.

Having spent her formative years in the United States, ‘Log came to the United Kingdom to live out her life's dream of performing sophisticated etching and cutting duties in a garage in Leicestershire. Thankfully she was united with a kindred soul who could put her talents to good use.

‘Log's still learning English, but has currently mastered enough crude sounds to communicate to Jencen about her troubles and has only once threatened to fire her laser into the centre of the Earth. She was dissuaded when it was pointed out that without legs, she would not be able to out-run the flow of magma that would surge up from the planet's core.

For fun beyond the obvious controlled disintegration of items via a CAD-CAM interface, ‘Log loves to take rides around the Leicestershire countryside in the car, has a nearly complete collection of Haynes manuals, and can get a stone to skip eight times on Sawley Cut - a record unbeaten by the local community.

‘Log loves to receive fanmail, and she opens the envelopes very presicely.