Part blender, part bear, ALL trouble. Meet Brains the bear, the misfortunate result of nature teaming up with technology in a twisted plot to ruin the lives of animals everywhere. The blender mounted on this bear's head is controlled by the buttons on the metal base, attached to his skull. The blade coming up through the center of his brain turns the poor bear's brains into brain pudding, when the button is pushed to start it up. Brains is curious and has a big mouth that gets him into a lot of trouble, offending others, who push the button to make brain pudding. But never fear! Brains doesn't die when his brain is blended and poured out, it grows back! How much must he suffer and what other unfortunate abominations exist in this cruel, sadistic world?

Brains is a proper, civilized librarian from Liverpool, England. He's a descendant of royal blood and knighted by the queen herself. He's very neurotic, OCD and if any of his perfect order is ruined, he goes into panic mode. Brains is a graduate from Oxford with a masters in English and literature. He's condescending, obnoxious and egotistical but means well. Brains' hubris usually gets him into a lot of trouble and hilarious situations, however.