A vertically challenged calico kitty. He's shy, timid, and a very 'proper' neatfreak. The very definition of harmless/innocent—he's the kind of cat who would catch mice in his home just to make sure that they can get some cheese, then give them a gift basket before seeing them out. Scott's loving and affectionate to a fault and gets emotional over just about anything. He likes quiet days at home, reading books, and keeping the hole-under-a-rock-he-lives-in-that-he-calls-a-home nice, clean, and elegant °v° Boring nurd.

Having been raised as a girl by an adoptive granny with very poor judgment that wanted a daughter and figured most calicos were female anyway, he grew up very effeminate. Except he didn't really 'grow UP' much because genetics thought 'hey let's make him a midget too c'mon it'll be funny', only it really wasn't and genetics weren't invited to any more parties or other social gatherings after that. Poor guy's all tiny and confused now and keeps getting eaten by larger predators :T Occasionally he's mistaken for a kitten, which annoys him to no end because often they don't believe him when he tells them he's not and just gets a pat on the head and a "Aww aren't you just adorable ^^"