A rebel without a cause.

An un caused rebel who rebels.

The start of his rebellion is absolutely un founded, physics can't explain it.

The state of queso before rebellion is not even a question that can be answered in normal language. In fact notions of 'queso before he was a rebel' might not even be phrased properly as time was not even a function at that point. Not saying he's old just that wow thats a big question you should ask carl sagan about that.

He is a hippo of unknown and powerful powers. They must be powerful because for them to be un known for so long i mean from a literature and plot standpoint the powers that he must posess when he does indeed realize he possess them must be world shaking by sheer nature of their lack of showing-ness. Thats how you can tell his powers are powerful, because he hasn't gotten any yet.

Lost already? Keep up.

His father was a wilderbeast and his mother was graceful swan and frankly he'd rather not talk about his mother or father or how much they both are disapointed in them regardless at least he knows how to be polite i mean who just starts conversations yelling dad you're so fucking rude.

Queso hippos natural habbitat is pretending to be ironically sitting in a starbucks while genuinely enjoying himself. His hobbies include pretending he doesn't care what you think, drinking coffee while always complaining how bad it tastes and staring whistfully into space because space is pretty cool he also enjoys long walks on the beach provided theres an ice cream store at the end and run on sentences.