I just want to see what character profiles are like here ok

But yea here is benjamin he is a homo sapiens and also a painter

He may look irritated but he is sweetheart believe me this mans heart is as soft as something soft like pudding

He is p much a pudding

Mainly counting his erection problems

He is married with bridget but they do not know they are married yet they think they are only lovers but they are married believe me they are

He is vegetarian because he thinks anything meat tastes like soap and he eats like a bird

Tiny amounts of tiny things every 10 minutes

[He eats a lot when nervous/aroused tho]

[A lot = a whole bowl of tiny fruit that is a lot for him ok]

He is kinda shy and loves his girlfriend a lot

He likes to dye his hair cold colours and is afraid of many things including

1. any horror movie

2. pregnancy tests results

Also when he was like 4yrs old his mother kinda of gave him to her best friend before dying and her best friend is polish so he grew up in poland and speaks polish and got a polish accent and I do not think I need to talk about how much he does not fits in a polish type and how bullying happened

He also speaks portuguese because he born in brland and english because english

That is it this is basically what Benjamin is