Well hello, everyone! It's me! Er...more over...the representation of me. I obviously trimmed some details of myself I didn't want to show and I applied a hair style I'm only yet in the early stages of considering. At any rate, it's time to talk a bit about Hoagie who is essentially me. And yes, I realize I kind of failed on his hair when I was coloring it. I was tired...whatevs. lol

"Look...I got this close to nudity so you people could see my markings because the guy drawing me said it was somehow necessary for you pervs to see them. So...SHU'UP!!" ~Hoagie

About:

Hoagie is a pretty unassuming guy who spends most of, if not all of, his free time playing video games. He is very proud of his digital ranks and online competitive statistics. Other than that, he is an on again-off again hopeless romantic. Emotional traumas have chipped at and shaped Hoagie throughout the years into someone who can make it vastly apparent he gives a shit and will do anything to help. Looking inward, Hoagie sees this as a big characteristic advantage versus the competition in that sea of other guys wanting to get the same girls.

Interestingly enough, Hoagie's eyes as well as the fur patterns on his cheeks are bio luminescent. He doesn't quite know how to turn it off, which poses a problem when Hoagie is, for example, in bed with a girl who he has forgotten to tell about the bio luminescence and who then sees him glowing in the pitch black room and flips a nut. This has resulted in poor Hoags getting kicked in the family jewels on more than one occasion.

Likes:

• Music (specifically dub step and classical piano)
  
• Video Games
  
• Food
  
• Incense
  
• Sitcoms

Dislikes:

• False Accusations
  
• Sleep Deprivation
  
• Disrespect