An idea I had recently. My friend Muusch claimed he likes dragons, so I decided to help him get turned into one.... Yet seems like my ex-lizard DNA forced a side effect, turning me into a... "dragon".

For those who don't know me: I used to be a lizard for 7 years and then I got permanently transformed into a raccoon. Now... We got an experiment gone wrong.

Kurwa mać = Holy fuck in Polish