Who doesn't love a big were-pupper? Especially if he's a buff jock with a heart of gold! Luckily it won't detract from his career as quarter-back since he'll have better catching ability than any other player, though he'll be more swell then swole now! After he's done borfing at the moon with his own fluffy moon out, he'll stalk the drive thru's and buffet restaurants, pouncing on unsuspecting food vendors with intent to slobber! Beware of his sloppy kisses, unless you wanna turn into a shaggy beast yourself!