-Hello Linda.
Huh? Who's there?
-My name is TerdBurgler.
Hehe, that is a silly name.
-Yes, I know.
Where are you?
-I'm not really anywhere. I just am.
Are you... god?
-No. But I will watch over you wherever you go.
That sounds weird.
-Yes, I know. But I will always love you.
That sounds even weirder.
-Yes, I know.
You say that a lot. What else do you know?
-I know everything that will ever happen to you.
You do? Will I be happy when I grow up?
-...
-I sincerely hope so.
Can't you tell me what's going to happen?
-I can't tell you, Linda. You have to discover it for yourself.
Well... what do I need to do?
-Nothing, really. Just do what you would normally do.
Um... okay. What do I do if I ever need you?
-I will always be here, Linda. I will always be watching.
-...I'm so sorry.