"Yo, humans... y' want some fanservice? 'Cuz here's some fanservice." ;)
Emmon is a sassy fella. ^^' He's, uh... offering his fanservice-ness to the people. I'm just glad they're confident in their good looks, even after the incident that lost him an arm. Writing a short story about that incident and the recovery, actually.
Emmon: Read it when it's up--it's awesome! ;) Because I'm awesome!
< Oh, you sassy snek...