Royal Decree: My fellow nobles, we must address this horrid issue that has been plaguing our country for too long! How long must cows go with cold udders? We must cloth them to ensure the milk is not too cold for our children! Think of the children!

Unmasked: No dialouge, just and explanation. Julian is usually happy, but when he takes his mask off, you know he's serious.

Lute playing: "Open your ears, all who can hear, learn of Lord Wally, who's greatness is as big as his rear!" Oh come now, if you must throw presents, make them flowers or cake.

Kissed: Lady Helga's feeling a bit amorous today. It's a wonder she hasn't found a good fellow with a healthy libido to wed.

Raspberry: Thhhhp!

Rated moderate for his suggestive codpiece and bells.

Art by http://www.furaffinity.net/user/spookaboo