55 YEARS OLD, FOUR-FOOT-NINE, AND OH SO ADORABLE!

I made this salty dog after watching hours of Korean dog grooming videos before bed. There aren't enough iddy biddy widdle doggies in the furry world and so I WILL FILL THAT ROLE!

His story is he's the owner of the world's greatest grooming salon, which, as far as I'm concerned, would be a very lucrative and important business in a world filled with people covered in fur. He's too old and tired to have people gushing over his adorable and shockingly youthful look and just wants to do his job!