With his roly-poly build and timid personality, Simon isn't exactly suited for life as a typical fighting Pokemon. Lucario, however, is a fighter with a ready catalogue of less-physical movies for him to take advantage of.

Dark Pulse, for example: "The user releases a horrible aura imbued with evil thoughts." The perfect move for a young man prone to developing PTSD symptoms over the smallest things. Dredging up his buried fear, sorrow, rage, and torment, he lets out a roar of pain and forces his foe to suffer along with him.

This is not an APA-approved method of rehabilitation; please do not try this in lieu of actual therapy.