I'd run too if my Wii suddenly turned on by itself.

Loosely based on something that actually happened.

My Wii was turning on by itself, I know it can't be my Wii Remote cuz i usually have it synced to my Wii U.
Can't be the Internet since WiiConnect24 & Wii/DS Wifi Connection shut down YEARS ago.
So, i dunno why its turning itself on. lol