Not-so-Fun Fact for you, kids: Mandarin Ducks are an endangered species! Despite being naturally superior to all other birds and mammals, circumstances lead to there being very few of us left. It's almost like someone wants to get rid of birds like me! Though that impossibility aside, the best thing to do in these situations is to take matters into your own hands. ...er, wings. Call it some home decorating! This oughta keep me safe for a good, long while.

Artwork by Fitzroy!