A YCH auction, about a slave auction.
Blue, new master. $3 starting bid.
Red, slave. $3 starting bid.
Blue decided they had the money sitting around to buy themselves a nice little slave. For what they want it for, I don't know. But red, who still doesn't know how they got in to this mess, has been purchased by blue, and now things will happen. What? I dunno.
Auction ends noon, November 7th.