Well, hrm... at least he's awake now? I mean, it's pretty hard to stay sleeping as your blubbery body busts the roof off your own evil lab! Poor fella, he was almost done paying that off. Not like he'll need it now though, with how uber-massive that big ol' gut and blubbery butt are getting. I don't think there's a building on the whole planet that could be more than a seat for him now!

T-the whole planet... they can all see him! Every single person has caught sight of that growing belly by now, either in person or on the news. Hamsterviel can't decide if he's proud or embarrassed. He WAS huge like he'd always wanted to be, sure, but he was a bit... softer than he had expected.

Oh well, at least his lil' plush toy is growing alongside him too! Means he has a soft, squishy pal to keep him company on his journey of growth. And he's just getting started!