To that one who insists I MUST dress in drag for whatever sick reason,

Here you go. Are you happy about me publicly humiliating myself over a strange rumor? I won't even give the satisfaction of showing off my fun, sexy side. No, you aren't worth it. Instead you'll receive the full force of my agitated side. This green nightmare isn't all that comfortable either and adds to the frustration. According to a reliable source, it was insisted that I shove paper in my backside. Something about loving some huge mass and cannot lie...It was worded strangely so it baffles me to why someone would love something like that.

Anyway, mention me dressing in drag again, especially when it concerns me trying to impersonate my mother, I'll personally make sure to brutally murder your whole family then murder you after all is said and done.

Have a nice day, Quux off,
Olav Cantu

Yeah, Olav certainly doesn't dress in drag. He might be strange but this is too strange even for him. It would be entirely out of character. Most of their clothing is androgynous anyway due to their kind being androgynous. No secondary or tertiary sexual characteristics shown on the outside. So yeah, they don't have anything humans or mammals have. They are very bird-like, especially in the reproductive region. Nothing sexy by human standards. A dress like this probably wouldn't even exist in their society. They have robes and stuff like that but nothing considered a dress by human standards.

This was kinda fun though, the letter part anyway. It shows more of Olav's character even though it's not in the way I wanted to do it originally.