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Its the cardio part of the workout routine. Once you do push-ups for 20 years straight you can move on to catching all the squirrels. All of them.
A situation brought up by Rob_Swanson while I was streaming. So I had him executing his routine. I want more excuses to doodle in stream, its such fun :D
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Rob Swanson
For anyone who might be interested, this is "Rob Swanson's totally legit workout routine".
Step one:
It's time for strength training. Give up on sleep, as it is for the weak. Instead of sleeping, spend 8 hours a night doing push-ups.
Step two:
Time for cardio, lets go outside. For the cardio section you will be catching squirrels, all of them.
Step three:
Now it's time for leg-day. Or as I like to call it, "Kick-boxing with bears". Tie both arms behind your back and start kicking a bear.
At the end of this process one of two things is going to happen.
Number one; You are now strong and have an army of squirrels.
Number two; your family now has a lucrative wrongful death lawsuit to pursue.