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…we’re sorry.
We wanted to make an awful thing. We were successful. Too successful.

This guy is the first of our lindwurms. They’re horrible, lumpy, pointy, bitey, nasty things with too many teeth and way too many eyes. We’re not entirely sure what those claws are supposed to be for - maybe digging?

At any rate these guys have a new feature - they have opposable thumbs that move independently of their hands allowing them to grab things that they…really shouldn’t touch. Like scissors.

These guys are made to be worn (assuming you have your jugular protected), and are the perfect length to wind around your neck. This awful, awful thing will be part of my get-up for Costume Con this coming April. Hopefully by that time I’ll have figured out how to keep him out of the sharp pointy things.

Lindwurms should definitely NOT be housed with other homemade horrors, any items that are dear to you, sharp and/or blunt objects that can be weaponized, small children, pets, or fruit that bruises easily. They are quite clever, and seem to have a rudimentary grasp of deception and as such should not be trusted. Don’t feed them after midnight, and do NOT get them wet.