Just not measuring in the way most folks might be expecting!
Shameless has a very long tongue, but honestly, he doesn't even come close to Ryuusagi Kenji (who isn't even really trying here).
"I can lick my own eyebrows! Heck, I can lick your eyebrows!"
This picture reminded me that, once upon a time and long ago, I used to regularly get complaints that I never drew males. I think I can safely say that's not true anymore. Certainly they're cute, often rather girly males, but they're males none-the-less.