The accident- (and adipose)-prone 'master thief' Zero the skunk and his eager-to-please apprentice Sheero have teamed up with a felonious feline of my own devising, gentlman cat-burglar Sherbourn Jones, who persuades them that the rewards of this particular heist will far outweigh the risks.

What could possibly go wrong, eh?

Something written for ChoiceD. Hope the rest of you enjoy it as well.