'Yours and my favourite serial-filler, Toothpick, is under arrest at ZPD, for crimes against police waistlines. But, hilariously, for once, he's not to blame! In order to get out of this, he's going to have to act like a real cop and solve this mystery himself!'

The adventures of Toothpick continue! Because you asked for it...

This story... got far, far more involved than I'd intended at the start, but I got bogged down in actually trying to create a halfway decent mystery plot, plus a load of other ideas to flesh it out. Because of it's length, I've had to write it fast- that means there'll be an awful lot of spelling, grammatical and formatting mistakes. Sorry about that, but hopefully it won't detract too much from the story itself.

In this story universe, the events in Zootopia are a movie based on actual events that took place at the Zootopia Police Department, prior to Toothpick's arrival (see link above). As such, any discrepencies between characters and described events in this story and the movie are because the movie got it wrong, obviously... shifty eyes Yes. Anyway.

If you want a movie-style introduction to this story, watch this and imagine someone preparing a cake.

I will put a text-version of this submission up in scraps for those of you who like that sort of thing, but because it is so long that is unweildy. Please leave any comments/feedback on this version here.

And before anyone asks, I will not be drawing out any scenes from this story- the point about writing rather than drawing is that I have already made the pictures appear in your brain.

In short, it is a very silly story, intended as light reading only. Enjoy, Toothpick fans. Don't ask for another sequel. My brain is all dried up on this front.