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A Christmas Artwork by WolfBurger

A Christmas Artwork

WolfBurger

[OLD DRAWING] [ORIGINAL CONCLUSION: Dec. 31st, 2013]

"Almost at sunrise, Santa Joey, six days late to do his job, goes to the last - but not least - good girl on his list (that actually includes just one person), Shenzai.

He jumps into the chimney... but forgets that it isn't a real thing, so he gets stuck, doesn't try to get out and passes out. After twenty minutes, Carlito, one of the Mexican reindeers he contracted gets pissed and goes find out what happen and gets him out of there, after having to endure the smell of a fart.

He throws a cholophorm grenade into the chimney to make sure no one wakes up (for a long time) and so breaks into the house in the most delicate way possible - throwing a rock at the window. He goes to Shenzai's room, turns her over, takes a selfie hugging her asleep self, posts on Twitter and goes to her tree to deliver the present.

But then he notices he wasn't holding anything at all, until he looks through the broken window and sees Carlito running away with Shenzai's present. So he takes out a grenade launcher and blows Carlito into pieces, already planning to send his remainings and a bunch of marijuana in a box to his family in Mexico.

Retrieving the present, Santa Joey carefully puts it under Shenzai's tree and leaves, breaking the other window and then taking a cab, because all the other reindeers also got pissed and left."


Okay, so this is a gift for mainarashenzai in return to the two awesome gifts she gave me for Christmas! Not the best quality because I rushed to get it done in 6 days (yes, I suck that much), but... it's done!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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