Top of the line murderous plush dolls of everyone's favorite assassin shark. He comes with a lack of clothes, and packets of ketchup so you can emulate blood on him after a long day's work. Unfortunately there are no phrases included, but on the bright side it makes for a cute thing to hang off of the door to deter potential criminals from running amuck in your home.

You too, can be a proud owner of Stuffed-sharks, with completely ridiculous three easy payments $29.99 . . . not including shipping and handling.