Sup ya'll, I'm Bach Gee...
My art is don't, so I ask other people to be do. :|

Hey people,

I'm Bach Gee and I'm new to this whole scene. Not much of an artist. Instead, I'll be writing short stories loosely based around actual events in my life. So look forward to stuff like:

Sea lion taming
Flamethrower accidents
Mexican standoffs
Playing pool with space Jesus
Several instances I should have died
Boozachol
And things I've done to people with duck tape

Or don't, it's w/e