Penta Mains! It's time we overthrow the Thot Patrol AKA the Nitro Squad from the online mode. The mission may seem impossible, for every one Penta there's around 6 Ami's and Megumi's in the lobby. But we must stand our ground, we must send the supportive messages of "Penguin Yay One!" and "Penguin Yay Two!" at other Penta mains we encounter in the online mode. Eventually, the evil will be defeated by the sheer force of our Yays.

CTR has taken over my life, and this is fine. 

Penta the punk glitch penguin is bae.

- Please don't actually harass the Nitro Squad mains, unless they knock a fellow Penta off of the course, then it's free game to rain down Yay Ones