Funny thing:
I printed this out this morning because I needed to turn in a hard copy, but I did it before I was even ready to leave my room. So as I'm getting ready for the day, I hear my parents outside chuckling and talking about familiar-sounding phrases, and then my sister walks by and says, "I like Vampire's bane."
So, seeing as people enjoy this, and because I sometimes upload literature to my profile already, I figure you guys can have a look at this too. I'm taking a creative writing course this Fall, so I can upload more assignments if you guys want.

The assignment here was to create a poem that doubled as a recipe.