I'm posting this at night, while I'm loopy and irrational. Feel free to roundhouse kick me across the muzzle come tomorrow.
Also, there's a YouTube video I did that inspired this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-YUPxTfj-Q
If you wanted to get something like this for yourself, you could get one for $3.50.
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