Every now and then I just tilt my head down and stare at somebody with a weird grin, and when they start to look uncomfortable I say something like, "You look fabulous." I figured it'd make a good picture, so now you too can feel the gaze of a creeper!
Let me know what you think! I tried implementing some shading, for better or for worse.
A commission like this would only cost $3.50 (you know, if you're interested...).
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MistingWolf
This gave me a laugh. I can just imagine the scenario you described. XD
I really like the shading effort; it does make a difference! And you'll only get better. :D