What if... You ask a 50's Greaser rat how he keeps a slim figure despite chugging milkshakes and double-cheese patties down at the jukebox diner. He smirks as he tugs on his jacket zip, saying, "There's a reason we rats like sportin' leather, kiddo..."
That was the tweet that started all of this! https://twitter.com/vetoknox/status/1055228250333401088 Meet new rat boy, Pepper Jack! One mean, not-so lean, eating machine! Hope you all enjoy him and his ever expanding waistline!
Also see him done by the wonderful Pale but Weird on twitter: https://twitter.com/Butterflux/status/1055344917860573184