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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES by VCR-WOLFE

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

VCR-WOLFE

idek how impressionable yall are as watchers but please dont be like me. dont eat an entire fucking carton of pineapples

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    And this is why so many pirates chose scurvy.

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    oh geeze BUT IT'S SO HARD TO RESIST

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    They are worth it. Just like tomatoes and kiwis; all laced with blood~

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    i dO THIS AND REGRET IT EVERYTIME

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    PIneapple juice can be used as a tenderizer for meat, it has a similar reaction to people's mouths as delightful as it is to eat.

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      ye thats why i drew this ahha, bc of the acidic qualities

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        Generally though if you consume water or milk before and after the pineapple it can help with the acidic effects.

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    things that hurt seem to be the good tasting things too, like strong spices

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      strong spices destroy my delicate tum hahah

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    IT HURTS SO GOOD THO

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    Turnabout is fair play I suppose, while you digest the fruit, the juices are actually digesting your mouth!

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      yes thats,,, the whole reason i drew this

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    Pineapples kill me

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    I love pineapple. @..@

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    Woops To late.

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    my job pretty much. delicious but pain

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    ... I'm tempted to try this, but pineapple is too sweet for me.

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    Baking it onto a pizza makes it less mouth-destroying, but yeh pineapple is hella tasty.

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    I do this with lemons. No regrets haha

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      its a super mexican thing to eat lemons with salt which is a thing i do a lot

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        I eat them with sea salt. YEAH

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    my life story in one picture tbh

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    Why would you do this to yourself?
    Then again... pineapples are so tasty, I kind of understand.

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    Pineapples don't do this to but kiwis do sadly :'c

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      i didnt know kiwis were corrosive too omfg

      now i gotta eat more kiwis to test it out

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        Well I think that could be only me just be careful ff.

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    now i can just see you as a pirate

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    Delicious pain. Like eating a bag of sour skittles in one sitting.

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    I have eaten an entire pineapple. I know your pain.

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    I did this once. never again. This is the perfect image to describe the feeling. Also, same for qiwis and oranges.
    I have terrible fruit binges sometimes