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Amelia Amethyst's "Critique" of the Guild's "Security System" by Unownace

Amelia Amethyst's "Critique" of the Guild's "Security System"

Unownace

"You want me to step onto THAT?! So you can see up my SKIRT?! Are you CRAZY?!"

"We need to see your FOOTPRINT so we can IDENTIFY what kind of POKÉMON you ARE!"

"'What kind of Pokémon I am?!' What, by measuring my shoe size?! HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN FROM THE BOTTOMS OF MY SANDALS?!"

"'Sandals?' No, you have to take those off first."

"Out HERE? In the dirt path?! You don't even have a door mat! My tights will be ruined!"

"...Tights? I'm sorry ma'am but those will need to come off too."

"...OH FOR RAIKU'S SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU POKÉMON?! HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF POSTING SENTRY GUARDS AT THE FRONT GATE LIKE ANY NORMAL FORTRESS WOULD?! ARE YOU ALL IN THE BUFF DOWN THERE OR SOMETHING?!"

"...You're not from around these parts, are you ma'am?"


I think I've mentioned many, MANY times just how "flawed" the "security system" of Wigglytuff's Guild is in the Mystery Dungeon world (My Pokésona Ace Spade the Pikachu, as well as Ben and Foxy from my Let's Play of this game on YouTube have had many a joke at its expense), but even ignoring how utterly USELESS it is in-universe for day-to-day operation...imagine what would happen if a Pokémon of regal background raised in a region that actually requires CLOTHING were to try and enter the guild? As you can see, the Riolu former Princess of Hyrim has a few "complaints" of her own. :P

...Then again, given the line of work she's about to get into, perhaps her current attire isn't ideal for dungeon-crawling. It might land her in some undue distress. https://www.weasyl.com/~unownace/submissions/2218477/amelia-amethyst-silenced-and-sealed-mystery-dungeon-comic

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    Definitely feels redundant

    She should take up something more sleek, similar to Cat woman

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      For dungeon spelunking and rescue missions, sure. In the meantime though...she's never seen another Pokémon without clothing on before, sooo...

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    Well she in right here I think.

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      The most hilarious part is that in the game there's a mini-game where yo take Diglet's job for the day and play "WHO'S THAT POKÉMON?" with footprints...and NONE of the game developers stopped to think "Hey...maybe this is kinda sus...?"

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    Lol. Man. Do they want to see a naked Riou?

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      The concept of clothing is foreign to them. ;P