AND LO, THE SKY OPENED UP AND THE ANGEL SAID UNTO CHRISTIAN LLEWELLYN MATTHEWS

ONCE AGAIN THE TIME OF LAUNDRY IS UPON US

THOU SHALT TAKE UP THY BOYFRIEND'S UNDERGARMENTS

AND MAKE SURE YOU USE THE SOFTENER OF FABRICS THIS TIME

BY THE WAY YOU'RE WEARING DEVON'S SHIRT

devon usually wants to paint christian's demonic toenails hot pink. and christian's HELLSPAWN EYES are kinda bioluminescent.

(c) ajm