(uploading older arts today aww yeah)

the lynch, bummin' around the house, watching some tv snow... this is one of the few times i've omitted his dog collar and it looks WEIRD to me. also one of the few times we get to see him without a pair of boots, so: hand-feet! he wears boots to give himself more of a challenge, usually.

the lynch is basically a small child who plays with colourful pony toys trapped in the body of a six-foot maniac goblin assassin. he sleeps roughly three hours a month, hallucinates left and right, and has giggling fits when it's least appropriate. he's successfully wiped out whole criminal gangs nineteen times, leaving that one guy alive every time because he figures that counts as friendship. same guy, too. his favourite food is 'edible' and his weapon of choice is the battle axe. his favourite number is seven.

title from oliver!'s 'reviewing the situation'.
photo in the background is a headshot of peter lorre :B