Sure, I wanted top 3 but since I caught wind of the contest near its end, this song was done in basically 3-4 days from start to finish when I typically take much longer than that. Considering the number of entries the contest had to have pulled and how much time I actually spent writing the music, I’m actually pretty happy with the end result.

Thanks be to CautionCat and Opius for their assistance, especially the latter's voicing one of the characters. Lyrics below, save the "MC's" talking.

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[Tyl]
Why is the greatest Grineer scientist origin system has ever grown
Forced to deal with the weakest Corpus proxy ever built, or ever known?
You call me from my lab, from the company of the tubemen, my precious sons
With the prospect of firing wordplay guns against your blanks. Well I'm done!

All these distractions from impotent roaches, it's time to take action and the date approaches
Crunch the numbers, simmer the flow, mix vowels, stir-- ah yes, here we go!
Injection needles scratching the record-- pull the lever, boy! I refuse to be second
To this tin can man, you understand? Call me 5G, while you're stuck on LAN

I rather you hadn't called at all, if I'm completely frank and honest,
All you Corpus running around the planets like you've got bees in your bonnet
I can't understand your love of the credit, nor can I be bothered to care
Just know that by interrupting me, you've stepped into the snare

You thought Salad V was brutal? Neffie, you don't know the definition of pain
But you'll learn it after I dissect the wrinkles in your addled little brain
You're smoking the dankest of Orokin weed if you think you're worth more than Lephantis feed
At the end of this assassination mission, you'll be less than a Kubrow's stain

[Nef]
Give unto the Void! Pray for this meathead to stop steroids
Just drop some credits for mass cosmetics; if you got the cash, then even you can get it
Trust in the the Void, it grants your desires
Regal coat, bling, lyrical fire

Ability and the grace and the will to rise above my station
To spread the Void's influence throughout the Corpus nation
I can understand that after cloning you'd be a little insane,
Unable to grasp the beauty of making credits rain

You're the most horrible dad I've ever seen-- and I've met Darvo's on the side
Maybe you should reconsider parenthood, get those precious tubes tied
Your values are more bankrupt than your rancid stench is hot
Come on my ship, looking for donations, get yourself shot

The Void's chosen me as its prophet of profit, when I cash in on the verse, you can't stop it
Wax eloquent when I step on the scene. A gleam, digital extreme sheen!
The Index is a game of risk and reward. But with rhymes like those I risk being bored
Processing your skill: 404 not found, would you like to try again with a different sound?

[Tyl]
Neffie my boy, we'll hold the trial for you! (Rathuum!)
G-R-I-N-double E-R can only spell (your doom)
I'll play the judge, you play the guilty
Speaking too fast? Try to stay with me!
You stand accused of lies without passion, not to mention your crimes against fashion

About the youth you stole: to "bless" them with the Void? Bruh, that's cold
War is our business, and business is good. Pray you don't end up in the Kuva Hood
Prosecution rests, execution waits at the end of this rhyme
There's no Defense against me, I'm dropping the gavel-- it's hammer time!

[Nef]
Blood's in the water, loan sharks coming
Flickered lights, shaky knees, Stalker summon
Destroyed your confidence, for me it was Tuesday
Got your soldiers crying, hearing "ktopoyopy"

A monopoly of murder is my legacy, I stand betting on the melody
You can keep that leprosy, blasphemous zealotry
Intercept telemetry, prove my supremacy
Do I sense jealousy?

This is a bear market, you're full of bull
I don cryotic, you're stuck in wool
Someone as lowly as you, challenging me?
I'd have a better conversation with the Grustrag Three
Just admit it, you insane idiot. Your best against mine, but you couldn't top it
Quiet down and listen! The Void be the Word, and the word is "AnyoCorp rocked it." **