Not all rampages are just roars and stomps and smashes. Sometimes you have to stop and take a break from the destruction to give something back for the survivors, like a good story...
"Once upon a time . . . Blah blah blah . . . The giant met a simple farmer girl, then they . . . Blah blah blah . . . Finally went to the as-far-and-wide-as-the-eye-could-see metropolis nearby . . . Blah blah blah . . . They broke up, and the giant sobbed and then went mad . . . Blah blah blah . . . And that was how the Flat City came to be. closes book The end."
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"Once upon a time . . . Blah blah blah . . . The giant met a simple farmer girl, then they . . . Blah blah blah . . . Finally went to the as-far-and-wide-as-the-eye-could-see metropolis nearby . . . Blah blah blah . . . They broke up, and the giant sobbed and then went mad . . . Blah blah blah . . . And that was how the Flat City came to be. closes book The end."