The newly-minted ogre sits up, his mind foggy and dulled, his body unfamiliar, his feet big and fleshy. The other two ogres admire their handiwork, beaming with pride.

New recruit: "duhhh, whahappen?"
Boss: "He make best ogre yet. Dukey be real happy with us!"
Subordinate: "Can me give him hug?"

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