Rating this general since no bits/reference nude.

I was talking at nommz and Gnarl on twitter about favorite Pokémon, and I brought up Blastoise. Because how could you not love a motherfuckin cyberturtle.

Then I went...well why not a 20-STORY CYBERTURTLE.
I drafted one initially...then I went AH SCREW IT WHY NOT TWO.

So here they are! Meet (the backsides of) Yamato and Desla, macro blastoises. Yamato is a special attacker, Desla's a physical wall. Pretty much anything they deem an obstacle is going to get D E S T R O Y E D. They're not terrible people though, at very worst finding small beings a mild annoyance.
As long as you watch their step, they're fun to be around!