Oompa Loompa doompity doo.
There's a few hoses just waiting for you.
Now that we have you standing here,
someone stick this hose into his rear.

Twist that valve there so we can have some fun.
Hide where you want, there's nowhere you can run.
This skunk is going to go for a ride.
As he inflates so big and wide!

The way that a balloon does

His belly button has popped out
as he flails his limbs all about
This skunk is now a big balloon,
Goodbye you stupid big baffoon!

[Oompa loompa song ends]