Do not yeet the boy. Grasp him gently like a hamburger and offer him a friendly meal of cereal and orange juice.

Allen may not be my first Dungeons & Dragons character, but he's certainly been the one with the most profound impact on me. What started as a cantankerous warlock noble with a tiny body and a huge cock became a cantankerous druid adventurer with a tiny body and a huge cock. Okay, on the surface it's not that much different, but I can promise you that Allen is in a very positive mental space. He loves to make flower crowns for his friends using Druidcraft. He's also capable of changing into animal and elemental forms, and other fun midlevel Druid stuff. He's had Citadel's Ruin for some time (I think I first drew him with it back in 2018), but I only just now got around to naming it.

(Just because I've officially put numbers to his cock doesn't mean I won't change its size to meet my needs...)