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Medina's Meatrope (spell card) by ThePortmanpreau

Medina's Meatrope (spell card)

ThePortmanpreau

I spent far too long coming up with spells and items for this thing that's probably only going to be ten pages long. Feel free to use them yourself, if you want. Just toss me a credit where it's due, yeah? Yeah. :)

I did the math. Assuming Medina's Meatrope is just cast at fifth level and the caster gets all natural 1s on their d20 rolls, the shortest the caster's cock will get by the time the spell ends is 43 inches (109 cm). However, if the caster burns a 9th level spell slot and rolls all 20s and 8s, their cock will grow to 3,832 inches (9733 cm). That's enough to use it to scale the side of Big Ben and have 100 inches (254 cm) of slack to spare. Disclaimer: I could be completely off base because I'm shite with math, even with calculators...but hey, Big Ben ain't gonna scale itself.


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Medina's Meatrope




5th-level evocation


Casting time: 1 action


Range: Self


Components: V


Duration: 24 hours





Your penis and testicles increase by 1 size class. Every minute for the following hour, you gain an additional inch in length. For every hour after until the duration of the spell ends, roll a d20 and add the rolled number in inches to the length of your penis.



Your penis gains enhanced durability and can't be damaged in this state. It can be used to substitute rope, chains, whips and any similar items. As the length of your penis increases, so does its weight. 1 foot of length weighs the same as 1 foot of hempen rope.



If the caster does not have male genitals, they will develop male genitals and will undergo the effects of the spell.



The effects of the spell dissipate following a long rest after the duration expires.



At higher levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 6th level or higher, increase the growth of the inital hour by one inch per minute. Roll an additional d8 for each slot level above 6th for each hour past the first. Spell duration increases by 24 hours for each spell slot level above 6th.

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