*for those who can't tell Rattos is drinking a blood packet, the white patch was where the text was supposed to go....if it....saved....when i finished the doc...(damn it)

this is somewhat of a true story. i was waiting at the bus stop after college (i took the bus that day since on of my roommates needed to borrow my car cause his was at the shop) and I was sitting on the bench waiting. It was cold and cloudy and the bench in a little alcove with an awning and etc. This girl in this bright, BRIGHT purple shirt and BRIGHT pink backpack came over with her black-dyed hair and fake vampire fangs and stupid bracelets. She got on my case because I took "her spot" and started talking about how she was a "vampire" and could do bad things. I tuned her out.

But I wondered "....what would Rattos do with a Twilight fangirl". and out came this. I didn't draw the fangirl's hands because I AM LAZY. plus her hands had these weird ass witch long nails and i didn't want to draw those.

The fangirl apparently doesn't realize that Rattos is pretty much a modern day vampire. And Twilight is like a mockery to him. Twilight should be an offensive term for vampires or something :3.