Listen up! Due to an unfortunate...accident...with Reliable Excavation Demolition's recruiter slash trainer with a rocket that somehow found its way into his 4th floor's office, it has been decided you will be trained by ME!

All you private twinkle toes are going to have to man up! If you didn't love ribs before, you do now! If you didn't like climbing the closest mountain to capture the point, you do now! If you didn't love keeping your tiny, sniper-joy-gasm head covered in various doodahs and hats, you DO NOW!

If you do well enough, maybe you'll earn one of these medals I made by myself, FOR myself! But, until you can stuff five miles of your own intestines back in yourself, by yourself, after taking a sticky bomb to the rib cage, I have sincere doubts you will!

Luni is (c) me

artwork is (c) neodokuro