YEAH. WHAT HEX SAID. THAT. Welcome to Hex's epic as all Hell Christmas party! Now then... perhaps I'm gonna need to elaborate a little bit on this. SO THEN CHILDREN:

Dragonman Mike: Dude's great! Makes some epic as fuck baking! Loves My Little Pony! So I was like... FUCK! Put two and two together! So I bought him 6000 cupcakes from Ponyville. Although, postage is expensive as HELL, so I just went through Celestia-mail. Um... kinda forgot that he's a dragon... but come on! With a name like Dragon Man, how was I supposed to know?!

DrDubz: Re-gifting. Cause I am SUCH an asshole!

Databank: You really seem to got a kick out of Muffapuff Snugglepops. SO I GOT YOU MUFFAPUFF SNUGGLEPOPS! Totes the best gift ever, amirite?!

Akonite: Trust me, you don't wanna know how I managed that. But you're welcome!

Mystiqe: You love your cat! Everybody likes getting awards! YOU GETS A GRAMMY GRAMMY! :D

Majorra: So you love Hypnosis? BAM! DERREN FREAKIN' BROWN! I'm sure you two will get along just... okay he just snap-inducted you... huh... well shit.

Strawberryneko: Say Hi to Thor for me!

Silverzen & Silverautomatic: There was a Twitter conversation. You can blame that for this. I guess nudes really don't make the best gift!

Soulscape: NO.

Zee: AEG EH EUF, GYAAAAA AH UH AH, GYUH NYI NAO SEDDEDUM, AEG EH EUF, GYAH, AH, YEF, GIAOAOISOIIIIINAAIIOONEUEUAYEWNUDEH WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

Blackhawk295: Well you must see some sort of value in live grenades, YOU KEEP PERSONALLY DELIVERING THEM TO ME! SO HERE YOU GO! A LIVE oh my god I didn't buy insurance for this venue... well... uh... fuck... I hope everybody got their life insurance ready! Ah hah... hahah... hah... aaaaah fuck...

Temrin: So for this one OH GOD I AM BEING POSSESSEKASDLJASJLDHAS HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!! I!!!! AM NOBUNAGA!!! AND THIS!!! IS MY QUEST!!! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO SHOW THEM THE WAY!!! YOU WILL SHOW THEM THE WAY WITH THIS MIGHTY INSTRUMENT OF MY HOLY FORNICATION!!! AND YOU WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU HAVE SPREAD MY HOLY WRATH TO ALL CORNERS OF THE ASKDJASKDJASKDASKIOAJ Holy crap exorcism rites are hard to perform these days... blah... anyways... yeah! Have fun with that!

Dawniie: SO I GOT YOU... uh... well... shit, honestly, I have no idea WHAT the hell to get a banshee for Christmas. I mean... fuck... what do banshee's even like?! Um... shit... well... I guess you can share with Tem? Or... um... have the... um... this party venue? I mean... you'll have to pay the rent... and damages after Blackhawk blows it up... but... uh... yeah! Cheers!

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This is just an old picture I made for friends at Christmas. Figured I'd post it here. So yah. Shazam!