In this world of creative life I live, building a house of the things I made with my own two hands amongst the public domain, I sometimes scour said domain like a scavenging vulture (though this is reserved for the occasion in which I find a doohicky to my liking, an image that I want to rebuild, to put a bird upon!) which can polymorph into a scholarly tree. Polymorph using dodecahedrons, mind you, for anything else is less aesthetically pretty.

However, whilst in the form of this tree, I can produce many an interesting fruit with the help of request, coin, or whim. The fruits you may devour using the teeth of your eyes (do remember to chew before you swallow!) as you wish, or gaze upon the walls of my creative house as your whim pleases. Should you have a fruit or wall tickling your desire, I can mayhaps manage it for a small price.

++FOR PHOTOMANIPULATION++

You, dearie, may request that I somehow blend, splice, put together, etc., etc., etc., up to three images or elements of your choosing for one theme.

Please do not ask me to use other artist's work or sexual content. Also bear in mind that I may add more elements of my choosing, but the ones you request will always be used.

In addition, you may employ my services to whip up a logo design! It must have the name of the prospect (username, company/channel/server name, etc.), and you must tell me what the prospect does so as to help me create an appropriate logo. IF you have any ideas already, please express it/them to me before we settle on payment. I cannot promise that ideas will be implemented, but I may use/take from them as I see fit.

++FOR HAND-DRAWN STUFF++

I am willing to draw up to three characters of your choice, five dollars each, in a basic NONSEXUAL pose. Characters drawn in this way will be $5.00 each and will be done in full colour with a single colour background.

For the more fetishistic side, I am willing to draw at most one female character undergoing breast expansion for $6.00. The character MUST be at LEAST 18+ in age. Lactation or inflationary content will not be done, so please don't ask.