Meet Desi. He's a Paratroopa/Dry Bones mix of what I call 'Para Bones'..I know. It's the best name ever.

Anyway, Desi is different from common Dry Bones because he lacks a lower jaw, which means he can't speak. On the other hand, he can use his cell phone as another means of communication. And of course he can do gestures too so as long as he has those and people can understand them, Desi's fine on his own.

Another thing is to add is he's fat and he can still ingest food (although he can't chew or taste). Not sure how it all works, but he doesn't seem to mind it, so it's best to just let it work. =P

Desi is usually bashful whenever he meets someone new, but he quickly gets over it and acts gentle and honest. He also works as a door-to-door house doctor and knows quite bright when it comes to medical science. Don't take advantage of his hospitality though, or you will regret it.

Alright, I believe that's everything I have to say about Desi. Hope you enjoy him!

Desi (c) me
Dry Bones/Paratroopa (c) Mario