The second part of this New Year update is a grumpy Mellany Mellons. Why? Elton Portilho's birthday happens to be Innocents' Day, and this means becoming the target of annoying pranks such as getting papercuts pasted on your clothes when you aren't looking.

Keyhole sweaters are still the greatest fad ever.

EDIT 20150103: reuploaded with two minor edits on the skull and the elbow.